Hilarious Quotes

Hilarious Quotes

1- Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

2- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

3- There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

4- An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

5- Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

6- When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

7- Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

8- If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

9 - A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

10 - Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little
bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.